ADVERTISEMENT

Vacations are heavenly. Vacations are heavenly when you're young. Vacations are heavenly when you don't have children.

Having children makes a vacation fun in a different sort of way -- like fun in the way that watching your favorite movie with constant interruptions is fun.  You enjoy the snippets of the movie while you wipe a poopy ass. A baby's poopy ass. Not your own. Gross. This of course doesn't mean that you don't enjoy the movie -- or vacation. It means you just fuckin' deal.

And I love my children. I know I don't really have to tell you that I love my children, but I'm secretly worried that you'll think I hate my children -- and I don't. Really, I don't. I SWEAR. Jeez. What do you want me to do??! Gawd.

Yeah, anyway. We can't go on vacations very often because we're poor. Not dirt poor. Just the we-live-in-a-very-expensive-area-and-we-have-too-many-bills-and-don't-get-paid-enough kind of poor. Which really isn't poor -- it's faux poor, but whatevs.

So I've been meaning to go on a vacation. Like a big one. Like the kind where you get on a plane and fly for six hours. Like to California. That kind of vacation. And that kind of vacation, my friends, is not ideal with three children -- three older children, yes -- three children that includes a toddler -- well -- NO.

But I suppose it doesn't matter anyway, because we're faux poors. And being a faux poor means you spend your money on rent and bills and not travel.

But I really would love to go to Paris -- because being in Paris with a toddler wouldn't be so bad.

Now for some pictures of our trip to NYC last year. There was a lot of fun and ass-wiping to be had!

New York City Vacation -- The fun snippets of the movie.
New York City Vacation -- The ass wiping.

Views: 17

Comment

You need to be a member of Mom Bloggers Club to add comments!

Join Mom Bloggers Club

FOLLOW US

Our Latest Food, Travel & Lifestyle Posts

Tired of Being Disorganized? Simplify Your Life with Chart and Soul

Do you struggle with not getting everything done that you want to get done in a day? Home organization and time management are 2 of the toughest obstacles parents face. With so little time and so much to do, sometimes it feels impossible to get ahead. Our friends at Chart and Soul designed a line of…

OUR DAILY PINS

Latest Activity

Profile IconMom Bloggers Club via Facebook
Thumbnail

Have You RSVP'd for the #SheSavvy #TwitterParty | $300 in Cash Prizes | bit.ly/iamsavvyy to win! #ad

Timeline…

See More
Facebook16 hours ago · Reply
Clare Lee updated their profile
19 hours ago
Clare Lee is now friends with Sarah McCormick, Jessica, Janine Hill and Helen Shep
19 hours ago
Elizabeth Doren posted a status
19 hours ago
Richa Choudhary commented on Mayra's group 'Moms with Tots'
21 hours ago
Richa Choudhary commented on Mayra's group 'Moms with Tots'
21 hours ago
Richa Choudhary commented on Mom Bloggers Club's group 'Newbie Bloggers'
22 hours ago
Richa Choudhary commented on Richa Choudhary's album
22 hours ago

Advertisement

© 2016   Created by Mom Bloggers Club.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service