It's so hard to believe that this month celebrates THREE awesome years of writing my little Nucking Futs Mama blog. This right here is my 642nd published post, y'all! Holy crap, that's a lot of rambling, isn't it??!
And since there's no red carpet roll-out or awards show ceremony to commemorate this monumental occasion (*snark*), I'd at least like to take this time to thank my loyal readers who've been on board since the beginning, as well as all my new readers for jumping on my crazy train along the way. It really does mean so very much to me that you take time out of your busy day to read my wacky tales.
So, since I can't personally kiss every single one of your asses, I'm instead showing my appreciation by picking one lucky winner to receive his or her very own Nucking Futs Mama t-shirt. See how cool they are:
It comes in four different colors, and trust me, it's way super fun to wear it to school functions and have people do a double-take while trying to nonchalantly read it. They'll be all like, "Does that say what I think it says??!!" All you have to do to enter to win is leave a comment below -- easy peasy! You have until 8 PM EST this Thursday night to enter, and I'll announce the winner on my Friday "Things I've Learned This Week" post.
So HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to me, and hats off to you for sticking with me, peeps!