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** When people say, "Good morning!", I'm not quite sure how they assume that it's good.

** The government REALLY needs to get over its giant temper tantrum.

** Just because it's good hold music doesn't mean that it has to be LOUD hold music.

** You have to be pretty freaking confident to wear a shirt that says, "LONG & STRONG" to the gym.

** I have entirely too much homework.  I mean, my kids -- MY KIDS have entirely too much homework.

** You are no doubt a giant asshole if you can steal money from a kid and still live with yourself.

** Migraines and parenting are like candy stores and dieting.

** An ant in your bra while behind the wheel of a car is an accident waiting to happen.

** My babysitter pool has dwindled down to a mere puddle.

** Retailers are ALREADY trying really hard to shove Christmas down our throats.

** It would be awesome if bad things happened to BAD people every now and again.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >> 

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