** Apparently, hormones, cramps, and child birth weren't enough, so we have night sweats to add to all the fun.

** Goatdog likes Mammaw so much that he wants to eat her.

** SOMEDAY I'll be able to work on my writing again, right?  RIGHT???!!!

** It's once again that time of year when I consider becoming a squirrel hunter.

** Pigeon sex is not pretty.

** Autocorrect continues to make me look like a moron to my friends.

** The beach isn't really where you want to discover you're overdue for a waxing.

** Sometimes it's best not to ask questions or make eye contact.  Even with your own family members.

** Wearing ear plugs 24/7 would make living in my house a lot more peaceful.

** I really really really love "No Homework" weeks.

** Wine on the front porch solves most of life's problems.

** "Orange Is the New Black" is yet another reason why I stay up WAY too late at night.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >> 

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