** Apparently, hormones, cramps, and child birth weren't enough, so we have night sweats to add to all the fun.
** Goatdog likes Mammaw so much that he wants to eat her.
** SOMEDAY I'll be able to work on my writing again, right? RIGHT???!!!
** It's once again that time of year when I consider becoming a squirrel hunter.
** Pigeon sex is not pretty.
** Autocorrect continues to make me look like a moron to my friends.
** The beach isn't really where you want to discover you're overdue for a waxing.
** Sometimes it's best not to ask questions or make eye contact. Even with your own family members.
** Wearing ear plugs 24/7 would make living in my house a lot more peaceful.
** I really really really love "No Homework" weeks.
** Wine on the front porch solves most of life's problems.
** "Orange Is the New Black" is yet another reason why I stay up WAY too late at night.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >>