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** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework.

** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler.

** My toes are really missing the ol' flip flops.

** Trusting my son to use the Kindle for reading purposes is like trusting my husband to use the hamper for dirty clothes purposes.

** The days of me being able to sleep through World War III are long, long gone.  Hello, drop of a hat!

** Even though they're addictively delicious, I'm beyond grateful that we don't have to pimp out Girl Scout cookies anymore.

** Deodorant should really be a requirement at the gym.

** I could open a sock museum with all the random ones I've found lying around our house.

** Unpacking your suitcase just to repack it again sorta kinda sucks.

** Nine good movies were nominated for Academy Awards, which means there are nine good movies that I've yet to see.

** The recorder is not an instrument.  It's a torture device.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >> 

 

 

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Comment by Marcia Fowler on January 18, 2014 at 12:49pm

I've learned some of my relatives on Facebook STILL don't realize I have a sarcastic streak.

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