Dear Sweaty Half Naked Jogger Guy,

I'd like to thank you, Sweaty Half Naked Jogger Guy (SHNJG) for coming along when you did. Several months ago I started implementing my "no judgment" policy. Because well, judgment is gross and I hate the feeling. So,  just when I thought I had it down, you run through my field of vision and tempt me. You were wearing the equivalent of a Speedo, your butt cheeks, trying so hard to escape their lycra prison and running like a gazelle through the fair city. My first instinct was to judge you. What kind of person jogs like that? Obviously you wanted attention, right? You are an egotistical center of the Universe type, no? I look over at Daddy and mutter something like, "Jeez, what a creepster.",  when I realized...read more

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