Have a phone nearby and be ready to dial 911!
is one of the busiest times for Emergency Rooms across the U.S.
Something about putting a bunch of people, that are related, together in close quarters with a bunch of cutlery and bottles / cans of "Truth Serum". Unresolved issues seem to surface and before you know it - hand to hand combat breaks out. It's always fun until someone gets hurt!
A few helpful tips to help avert disaster: Remember, just like fire needs oxygen to keep burning, drama needs fuel to keep it going! Observe from a distance, avoid getting drawn in. Be prepared with some distractions. Distraction
is the best weapon when tempers start to flare-up at family get-togethers. A little preperation can save much aggrevation!
Antidote for Holiday Hell1 bunch of Celebrity Gossip Magazines
Family gossip usually starts the drama machine. As soon as the haughty whispering starts, direct the attention to the latest issue of People, US Weekly or the Star Magazine that is conveniently located nearby.
" Did you hear the latest about__________? ( fill in the blank with your favorite celeb )"
When the men-folk start to misbehave, turn your t.v. to a football game.
" Oh look! The game's on!"
Shiny objects are also a useful distraction for both men and children.
Food is a great silencer. When mouths are full, it is hard to argue.
Make sure you have a back-up dinner in case of a kitchen mishap. Food disasters are a great source of tension.
Dessert is the crown jewel of a good meal. The threat of not serving it, due to ill-mannered guests, helps keep everyone in line.
A good sense of humor is also really helpful. Look on the bright side, if there is drama, it gives you something to talk about. Perhaps start a contest with your friends to see who can have the most disastrous
holiday. This is one contest where everyone wins!