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Ready...Set...WORRY

When I found out I was pregnant with Conor I was single, young, and pretty stupid.  When I told the ex-boyfriend the situation he quickly skipped town around the time I was 6 weeks along.  I never heard from him again.  I had to grow up and get my shit together fast, but in all honesty it wasn't that hard.  As soon as I realized I was pregnant, I was attached to the little one growing inside me.  I had never felt more in love with anything or anyone in my life before.  When he first…

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Added by Sarah on January 17, 2013 at 7:53pm — No Comments

It's Okay Guys, I'm A Grown Up.

One time, when I was 18ish, I went to a routine doctor's visit for something mundane, I can't remember what...let's go with ear wax build up (nothing traumatic about that right?).  The visit ended with me being hooked up to a heart monitor for 24 hours to test for some kind of irregularity.  Doesn't add up does it?  The reason is that I had such a panic attack the doctor actually thought that my racing heart was associated with something other than my intense…

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Added by Sarah on January 16, 2013 at 3:40pm — No Comments

Dear Food...Thanks For The Memories

I'm going to be honest here...I made a bangin ass chili yesterday.  All hail the crock pot, who does my best work for me.  I'm obsessed with soup, this month anyway.  Last month I was obsessed with all things pumpkin (when I started making pumpkin pancakes I realized things were getting out of control).  I'm still working on the perfect pumpkin soup as a magical culmination of the last couple of months.  I know, my life is intense.



Anyway, back to my chili.  It…

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Added by Sarah on January 10, 2013 at 10:34pm — 1 Comment

It's My Pity Party And I'll Cry If I Want To

Oh. My. God. I realize that I had it ridiculously easy when I was pregnant with Conor. The only symptoms I experienced were the inability to say no to a nap or a Chalupa. Now I'm wondering how I'm going to possibly to survive the next 9 months. I mean really, how do women do it? All I want to do is curl up in a nauseous, migraine induced coma.

And who's bright idea was it to take coffee away from pregnant women?? STUPID. I've never craved a 6 pack of Mountain Dew as badly as I do…

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Added by Sarah on January 7, 2013 at 10:51pm — No Comments

Live And Let Happy

So I'm starting off the year with a pretty hefty worry, and it's one I've had before.



There is nothing like creating life or being solely responsible for the life of another human being.

Yep, nothing like it...to make an already anxious person turn into a paranoid mess of crazy.
So here's the deal, I know you're suppose to wait 3 months in case anything goes wrong, or to protect your privacy, or to have enough…
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Added by Sarah on January 3, 2013 at 4:00pm — No Comments

Who Needs Rechargeable Batteries When You Have...

There is nothing like working in the restaurant industry to make you doubt the sanity and rationalizing abilities of our species. 



Like yesterday, when I had a woman ask for a new wine glass because her glass smelled funny.  Let me repeat that.  The GLASS SMELLED FUNNY.  The wine was fine, but man that cup had to go. 



It takes a certain type of crazy to deal with people like that.  Luckily I seem to have it covered. 



But…

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Added by Sarah on December 30, 2012 at 11:49pm — No Comments

The Mac N Cheese Incident of 2012

My son has been sitting in his high chair for about 20 minutes now going for the gold in lunch picketing.  Bet you didn't know that was an Olympic sport huh?  Well in this family it is.  Apparently he is not feeling Mac N Cheese today because it's the fancy Christmas dinner kind and not the kind that comes out of a box labeled Kraft.  Ooooh, life altering big freakin difference there! 



I tried to explain to him that he was acting a fool and he would not be getting…

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Added by Sarah on December 27, 2012 at 4:17pm — No Comments

The Joys Of The Little Things And Nothing At All

Today my apartment is a hot mess.  There are cheerios on the floor, batteries overtaking the table, half drank  beverages on any and all hard surfaces, fingerprints and smudges on the glass, enough toys and empty boxes to make my normally somewhat together son beside himself with over stimulation, and an odd amount of clothing strewn about.  And I don't give a fudgesicle. 



Today I'm watching my lovely goofball giggle and scream with excitement whilst running amuck…

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Added by Sarah on December 27, 2012 at 4:17pm — No Comments

Let's Talk About My Child Now

I am the queen of dominating a conversation, especially ones I wasn't involved in to begin with.  Having trouble coming up with ways to bring your child into a otherwise lame conversation is a toughie though, here are some surefire ways to get the ball rolling.



1.  "Oh I hear you're discussing how you finally finished your master's degree?  That's awesome but hey, I created life, here are some pictures.  I bet they're a lot cuter than your…

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Added by Sarah on December 27, 2012 at 4:16pm — No Comments

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