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Chris was at grama's all evening. He just got home.
Me: I'll start your bath in a couple minutes.
Chris: How do you know I didn't already take one?
Me: Well, did you?
Chris: What do you think?
Me: That depends. Will you let me smell your head?
Chris: *looks me dead in the eyes* Yes, go ahead.
(Well maybe he did take one after all)
Me: *sniffs* It doesn't smell like shampoo.
Chris: That doesn't mean I didn't take a…
I've learned a lot about my son this week.
His ultimate career goal is to be a server at Little Mexico.
He is going to form a band with Austin and Kemper, and it will be called "Magical Plumbers".
And I guess I forgot the third thing, but trust me it was epic.