Finally, I can call myself an AUTHOR. Woo hoo!
Nah, it's not a scholarly reference, just a humorous novelty book (that makes a GREAT gift, I might add.) Haven't you heard the old proverb: She who tooteth not her own horn, her horn not get tooteth???
It's Don't Pick Up The Ham With Your Fingers: A Little Book to Do Momma's Naggin' For Her. Come on over; you might win your own free copy!