Jennifer Marshall
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Things I've Learned This Week

** Goatdog likes wine, which makes total sense since he is my dog.** If it's not written down, it's not getting done.** It's obviously some kind of rule that kid puke must be projectile and occur at an ungodly hour of the night.** Contrary to popular opinion, spandex is NOT for everyone.** You might wanna reconsider all those selfies if your facial…See More
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Happy Birthday to Me

Cue the red carpet, marching band, and fireworks, y'all, cause today is my birthday! Yippee!  But let's be real here, people -- I'm a mom, and we all know what that means. I'll be schlepping screaming kids from Point A to Point B, scrubbing skid marks out of little undies, and turning to my friend Google to help with the God-foresaken homework help at the end of the night.  In other words, it…See More
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The Grocery Store: Gathering Place for Jackholes

Going to the grocery store is definitely not my idea of a good time.  Sure it's nice when your kids are FINALLY old enough that you don't have to drag them with you every time you need to run out for a loaf of bread.  A few minutes of alone time can do wonders for the sanity.  However, a quick trip to the store can very easily turn the happiest of people into total scrooges.  Because let's face it, no matter…See More
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Things I've Learned This Week

** Parting your hair on the opposite side feels like wearing your shoes on the opposite feet.** Siri evidently hates me.** When your boy/girl twins share a bathroom, your son may very well end up taking a bath in scented sparkles.** Dottie Sandusky is about as trustworthy as Goatdog is with a plate of bacon on the counter.** You know you're either older…See More
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The Perks of Being a Mom

It's no secret that parenting is hands-down one of THE hardest jobs on the planet.  There are days when you love it and days when you want to turn in your notice and walk right out the door.  The pay is nonexistent, the hours are long, and the boss is often a pain in the ass.  However, the benefits make it really, really hard to leave.  Cause where else are you gonna get a performance review made out of sticky…See More
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** I'm not good at getting lucky.** Child labor is more expensive than it used to be.** A little piece of me dies every time people "REPLY ALL" to a group email.** I could buy my kids 10,000 pairs of gloves at the start of winter, and they will manage to lose all but half a pair by spring.** There's more trash in my purse than there is in the wastebasket.** It sure would be nice to be one of…See More
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Let's Talk About Sex, Baby

I honestly don't know where the time has gone, but apparently, I blinked, and my kids are old enough to have the "sex talk" in school.  I know -- crazy, right??!!!!  Yep, the wonder of the ol' reproductive system has currently been the hot topic of fifth grade science class.  And my boy/girl twins could not be handling it more differently.Now, my son is…See More
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** The noise in my house is often so LOUD that I could walk out and nobody would even notice.** It would be AWESOME to still get care packages every now and then like we did in college.** People are really "creative" with their parking jobs this winter.  (And by "creative" I mean assholes.)** My son's handwriting takes chicken scratch to a whole other level.** Going to the dentist with chapped lips is…See More
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Nucking Futs Mama
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http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
Twitter URL
http://twitter.com/#!/nuckingfutsmama
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http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
Share a little something about yourself with other moms.
I'm a stay at home mom of boy/girl twins who's trying like mad to hang onto my last marble before my kids steal it.
What is your blogging philosophy?
I believe laughter is the best medicine, so I try to inject as much humor as possible into my writing.
I have been blogging since...
2009

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on April 18, 2014 at 10:22am 0 Comments

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** Goatdog likes wine, which makes total sense since he is my dog.



** If it's not written down, it's not getting done.…



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Happy Birthday to Me

Posted on April 16, 2014 at 10:32am 0 Comments

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Cue the red carpet, marching band, and fireworks, y'all, cause today is my birthday! Yippee!  But let's be real here, people -- I'm a mom, and we all know what that means. I'll be schlepping screaming kids from Point A to Point B, scrubbing skid marks out of little undies, and turning to my friend Google to help…

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 10:21am 0 Comments

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** Jet lag is not really the vacation souvenir I had in mind.



** Even the eyes in the back of my head have bags underneath them.



** Just…

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They Don't Call It the Red Eye for Nothin'

Posted on April 10, 2014 at 1:17pm 0 Comments

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If your husband tries to talk you into flying the red-eye with your kids at the end of a family vacation, don't fall for it.  He may try to reassure you that your kids will sleep on the plane, and all will be fine.  But trust me, it will be anything but fine.  And the only person who will be sleeping on the plane will be your…

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At 1:55am on June 20, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help


At 1:32pm on November 15, 2011, Noemi Millmann said…

Hi Jennifer,

 

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At 10:28pm on July 30, 2011, Marla Silverman said…
Hi Jennifer! Welcome to the club and feel free to check out my blog: Swanky Baby - swankybaby.net. I'm looking forward to checking yours out too!
At 9:05am on July 29, 2011, missy Varner said…
Hello,

My name is Missy and I am also a member of the Mom Bloggers Club. I have a blog, www.luxurybeautyproducts.blogspot.com and I also run the blog hop network.
I wanted to let you know that I am following you, and hoping when you get a chance you can follow me back. I also want to invite you to join my groups, The Blog Hop Network, Beauty Bloggers, and Children's businesses. Also, I would love to place a link to your site on my blog if you want to do the same with my blog on yours. Please let me know by sending me an email regarding this and it has been nice meeting you via the web.

MIssy
At 9:03am on July 28, 2011, Mëlissa Bakër gave Jennifer Marshall a gift
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Hey, I'm mel, I'm a single christian Mum from Australia! I'm looking for friends and readers for my blog.. happy for you to add me mate!
At 2:56pm on July 22, 2011, Mama Hen said…
That is such a great blog name. I look forward to following your blog! Welcome to MBC!

Mama Hen
www.mamaslittlechick.com
At 2:30pm on July 22, 2011, DP Nguyen said…
Hi! Welcome to Mom Bloggers Club. Wishing you the best of luck. I hope you'll check out my blog (www.pregnancybaby411.com) and follow my blog with Google Friend Connect. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have about navigating this site, or about blogging. I love helping and connecting with other bloggers - whether new or experienced.

I look forward to meeting you and reading your blog! :-)
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At 12:43pm on July 22, 2011, Lisa Bonnington AKA MOMFIusa said…

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At 10:46am on July 22, 2011, April Nicole said…

Welcome!! Love your blog!! 

much love

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