Jennifer Marshall
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  • Wilmette, IL
  • United States
  • Nucking Futs Mama
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Things I've Learned This Week

** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday.** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in fact, Friday.** I've totally forgotten what the sun even looks like.** Apparently I'm an asshole because I served my kids ice cream that was "too cold".** Being fired never…See More
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** It's hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who's dying a very slow death.** Helping with Spanish homework when you don't speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when you can't even boil water.** Sometimes a nap is more important than a workout.** Say what you will about Howard Stern, but the man is a GREAT freaking interviewer.** When you come across "Good Fellas"…See More
Jan 16
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Things I've Learned This Week

** I'm not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling.** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete, thanks to all the dry heat in my house.** Suddenly a Snuggie doesn't seem like such a dumb idea.** You know it's cold outside when your family room feels like an igloo.**…See More
Jan 9
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Things I've Learned This Week

** 'Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM.** If you're a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas.** We need to bring nap time back (for me, not for the kids).** When I get my car washed or my hair done, you can bet your ass it's gonna rain.** I have a knack for picking the checkout lane with the MOTHER of all problems.** A week off of…See More
Dec 19, 2014
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Things I've Learned This Week

** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they're getting an outhouse for Christmas.** I could really use an elf.** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail.** Antlers are for reindeer, NOT for cars.** It's no fun to be stalked by a bitch named Insomnia.**…See More
Dec 12, 2014
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Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** I'm not sure what's disappearing faster around here -- my money or our iPhone chargers.** When one of your son's best friends has pink eye, YOUR eyes immediately start to itch like a mofo.** The stupidity of the human population never ceases to amaze/entertain me.** There most definitely ARE stupid…See More
Nov 14, 2014
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Things I've Learned This Week

** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun.** I may steal the dog crate from the dog -- it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there.** Judging by his wardrobe choices, I'm pretty sure my son is colorblind.** Kids are so sweet about coughing their germs all over your freaking face.** If you can remember if you brushed your teeth & put on deodorant today, you're a better…See More
Oct 24, 2014
Jennifer Marshall is now friends with Mental Parent, Celeste Avina-Wilson and Sabrina Cesar - Parker
Oct 17, 2014
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Things I've Learned This Week

** I'm not sure what scares me more -- Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids' bathroom.** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go.** Canker sores are the root of all evil.** My memory and my eyesight are having a race to see who's deteriorating the fastest.** I often feel about as appreciated around my house as a winter coat on a hot…See More
Oct 17, 2014
Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine.** Eating with a jock cup on the table is, unfortunately, a regular occurrence in our house.** It's time to get cracking on Halloween costumes since my son insists on being a waffle this year.** My…See More
Oct 10, 2014
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Things I've Learned This Week

** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much.** There’s no such thing as tiptoeing back into reality after vacation.** George Clooney apparently got tired of waiting for me.** The sink in my kids’ bathroom looks like a…See More
Oct 3, 2014
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Sep 19, 2014
Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.)** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver in the fridge doesn't even begin to faze me.** Standardized test scores should seriously come with a human translator.** It would be awesome if my personal chef, butler,…See More
Sep 19, 2014

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What is your blog name?
Nucking Futs Mama
What is your blog URL?
http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
Twitter URL
http://twitter.com/#!/nuckingfutsmama
What is your site's URL?
http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
Share a little something about yourself with other moms.
I'm a stay at home mom of boy/girl twins who's trying like mad to hang onto my last marble before my kids steal it.
What is your blogging philosophy?
I believe laughter is the best medicine, so I try to inject as much humor as possible into my writing.
I have been blogging since...
2009

Jennifer Marshall's Blog

Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on January 23, 2015 at 7:40pm 0 Comments



** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday.



** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in…

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on January 16, 2015 at 12:04pm 0 Comments

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** It's hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who's dying a very slow death.



** Helping with Spanish homework when you don't speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when you can't even boil…

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on January 9, 2015 at 3:45pm 0 Comments



** I'm not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling.



** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete,…

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on December 19, 2014 at 6:21pm 1 Comment

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** 'Tis the season to feel like a walking ATM.



** If you're a fan of torturing yourself, I highly recommend going to the mall two weekends before Christmas.…



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At 1:55am on June 20, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


Lea @ Mother Baby Child & Weight Loss Help


At 1:32pm on November 15, 2011, Noemi Millmann said…

Hi Jennifer,

 

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At 10:28pm on July 30, 2011, Marla Silverman said…
Hi Jennifer! Welcome to the club and feel free to check out my blog: Swanky Baby - swankybaby.net. I'm looking forward to checking yours out too!
At 9:05am on July 29, 2011, missy Varner said…
Hello,

My name is Missy and I am also a member of the Mom Bloggers Club. I have a blog, www.luxurybeautyproducts.blogspot.com and I also run the blog hop network.
I wanted to let you know that I am following you, and hoping when you get a chance you can follow me back. I also want to invite you to join my groups, The Blog Hop Network, Beauty Bloggers, and Children's businesses. Also, I would love to place a link to your site on my blog if you want to do the same with my blog on yours. Please let me know by sending me an email regarding this and it has been nice meeting you via the web.

MIssy
At 9:03am on July 28, 2011, Mëlissa Bakër gave Jennifer Marshall a gift
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Hey, I'm mel, I'm a single christian Mum from Australia! I'm looking for friends and readers for my blog.. happy for you to add me mate!
At 2:56pm on July 22, 2011, Mama Hen said…
That is such a great blog name. I look forward to following your blog! Welcome to MBC!

Mama Hen
www.mamaslittlechick.com
At 2:30pm on July 22, 2011, DP Nguyen said…
Hi! Welcome to Mom Bloggers Club. Wishing you the best of luck. I hope you'll check out my blog (www.pregnancybaby411.com) and follow my blog with Google Friend Connect. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have about navigating this site, or about blogging. I love helping and connecting with other bloggers - whether new or experienced.

I look forward to meeting you and reading your blog! :-)
-DP
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At 10:46am on July 22, 2011, April Nicole said…

Welcome!! Love your blog!! 

much love

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