** If my kids overflow one more toilet around here, they're getting an outhouse for Christmas.** I could really use an elf.** Getting Christmas cards in the mail is so much better than getting bills in the mail.** Antlers are for reindeer, NOT for cars.** It's no fun to be stalked by a bitch named Insomnia.**…See More
** I'm not sure what's disappearing faster around here -- my money or our iPhone chargers.** When one of your son's best friends has pink eye, YOUR eyes immediately start to itch like a mofo.** The stupidity of the human population never ceases to amaze/entertain me.** There most definitely ARE stupid…See More
** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun.** I may steal the dog crate from the dog -- it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there.** Judging by his wardrobe choices, I'm pretty sure my son is colorblind.** Kids are so sweet about coughing their germs all over your freaking face.** If you can remember if you brushed your teeth & put on deodorant today, you're a better…See More
** I'm not sure what scares me more -- Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids' bathroom.** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go.** Canker sores are the root of all evil.** My memory and my eyesight are having a race to see who's deteriorating the fastest.** I often feel about as appreciated around my house as a winter coat on a hot…See More
** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine.** Eating with a jock cup on the table is, unfortunately, a regular occurrence in our house.** It's time to get cracking on Halloween costumes since my son insists on being a waffle this year.** My…See More
** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much.** There’s no such thing as tiptoeing back into reality after vacation.** George Clooney apparently got tired of waiting for me.** The sink in my kids’ bathroom looks like a…See More
** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people. (And I kind of love it.)** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver in the fridge doesn't even begin to faze me.** Standardized test scores should seriously come with a human translator.** It would be awesome if my personal chef, butler,…See More
** "Take a nap" keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood.** If my kids had horns (and I'm not quite sure that they don't), they would literally be bulls in a china shop.** The "loungewear chic" trend for fall is perfect for the lazy slob in me.** Homework and meltdowns go hand in hand, for kids AND for…See More
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