Jennifer Marshall
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  • Wilmette, IL
  • United States
  • Nucking Futs Mama
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Things I've Learned This Week

** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun.** I may steal the dog crate from the dog -- it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there.** Judging by his wardrobe choices, I'm pretty sure my son is colorblind.** Kids are so sweet about coughing their germs all over your freaking face.** If you can remember if you brushed your teeth & put on deodorant today, you're a better…See More
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Things I've Learned This Week

** I'm not sure what scares me more -- Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids' bathroom.** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go.** Canker sores are the root of all evil.** My memory and my eyesight are having a race to see who's deteriorating the fastest.** I often feel about as appreciated around my house as a winter coat on a hot…See More
Oct 17
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Things I've Learned This Week

** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.** Carpool duty should be immediately followed by wine.** Eating with a jock cup on the table is, unfortunately, a regular occurrence in our house.** It's time to get cracking on Halloween costumes since my son insists on being a waffle this year.** My…See More
Oct 10
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Things I've Learned This Week

** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much.** There’s no such thing as tiptoeing back into reality after vacation.** George Clooney apparently got tired of waiting for me.** The sink in my kids’ bathroom looks like a…See More
Oct 3
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Things I've Learned This Week

** My house is a revolving door of loud, screeching short people.  (And I kind of love it.)** Wearing a dress AND a bra all in one day is quite an accomplishment.** Apparently, finding a random object like a screwdriver in the fridge doesn't even begin to faze me.** Standardized test scores should seriously come with a human translator.** It would be awesome if my personal chef, butler,…See More
Sep 19
Tania Johannisson commented on Jennifer Marshall's blog post 'Things I've Learned This Week'
"Hi Jennifer, great idea with the weekly "Things I've learned this week" (Y)"
Sep 19
Shelly Aristizabal commented on Jennifer Marshall's blog post 'Things I've Learned This Week'
"I've learned that being a self-proclaimed "multi-taking super star" is not really serving me well! Think I need to clear my plate & say "no" more!!! AND I will take that nap!!! : )"
Sep 17
Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** "Take a nap" keeps getting bumped off my to-do list for some reason.** My family is an all-you-can-eat buffet for the multiplying mosquitoes in our neighborhood.** If my kids had horns (and I'm not quite sure that they don't), they would literally be bulls in a china shop.** The "loungewear chic" trend for fall is perfect for the lazy slob in me.** Homework and meltdowns go hand in hand, for kids AND for…See More
Sep 12
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Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

Things I've Learned This Week

** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is.** The shortest weeks often seem like the longest.** Jimmy Hoffa may very well be hiding in my out-of-control pantry.** It's apparently important to remember to turn off the sprinkler system when your kid decides to camp out in the backyard.** Just when…See More
Sep 5
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Things I've Learned This Week

** The first day of school is a blessing like no other.** Homework's about to unleash its evil wrath upon us very, very soon.** I'd be much better equipped to run this three-ring circus if I had a whip.** Brad and Angelina finally got married.  And I…See More
Aug 29
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Things I've Learned This Week

** I've seen no less than 14,789 people dump ice over their heads throughout the past few days.** Being the adult is often times way harder than being the kid.** It may very well STILL be forgotten even if it's written down.** 99% of the shows on Cartoon Network were clearly written by people with the "munchies".** My patience seems to have run off with my sanity.** Contrary to my children's beliefs, I…See More
Aug 22
Jennifer Marshall posted a blog post

The Banana Boat Ride

As a parent, I've often found myself doing things that I wouldn't dream of doing on my own free will --  cleaning poop off a wall, catching puke with my bare hands, dining at a germ-infested Chuck E. Cheese.  But the hellacious thing I got roped into doing last week on vacation?  Well, that should earn me fabulous Mother's Day gifts for the rest of eternity.So we were down in Florida visiting my mother-in-law…See More
Aug 21

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What is your blog name?
Nucking Futs Mama
What is your blog URL?
http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
Twitter URL
http://twitter.com/#!/nuckingfutsmama
What is your site's URL?
http://www.nuckingfutsmama.com
Share a little something about yourself with other moms.
I'm a stay at home mom of boy/girl twins who's trying like mad to hang onto my last marble before my kids steal it.
What is your blogging philosophy?
I believe laughter is the best medicine, so I try to inject as much humor as possible into my writing.
I have been blogging since...
2009

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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 3:07pm 0 Comments

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** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun.



** I may steal the dog crate from the dog -- it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there.…



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Things I've Learned This Week

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** I'm not sure what scares me more -- Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids' bathroom.



** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go.…



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Things I've Learned This Week

Posted on October 10, 2014 at 1:46pm 0 Comments

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** I am totally addicted to selling crap on virtual garage sale sites.



** Finding a CLEAN gas station bathroom is like finding a unicorn.…



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Things I've Learned This Week

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** My mind thinks I’m 21, but my body, not so much.



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At 1:55am on June 20, 2013, Lea said…

Work At Home Mom, WAHM, Mom Blogger

I am stopping by to say "hello" :)
I haven't been here in a while.
I welcome your friendship :)


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At 1:32pm on November 15, 2011, Noemi Millmann said…

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At 10:28pm on July 30, 2011, Marla Silverman said…
Hi Jennifer! Welcome to the club and feel free to check out my blog: Swanky Baby - swankybaby.net. I'm looking forward to checking yours out too!
At 9:05am on July 29, 2011, missy Varner said…
Hello,

My name is Missy and I am also a member of the Mom Bloggers Club. I have a blog, www.luxurybeautyproducts.blogspot.com and I also run the blog hop network.
I wanted to let you know that I am following you, and hoping when you get a chance you can follow me back. I also want to invite you to join my groups, The Blog Hop Network, Beauty Bloggers, and Children's businesses. Also, I would love to place a link to your site on my blog if you want to do the same with my blog on yours. Please let me know by sending me an email regarding this and it has been nice meeting you via the web.

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Hey, I'm mel, I'm a single christian Mum from Australia! I'm looking for friends and readers for my blog.. happy for you to add me mate!
At 2:56pm on July 22, 2011, Mama Hen said…
That is such a great blog name. I look forward to following your blog! Welcome to MBC!

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www.mamaslittlechick.com
At 2:30pm on July 22, 2011, DP Nguyen said…
Hi! Welcome to Mom Bloggers Club. Wishing you the best of luck. I hope you'll check out my blog (www.pregnancybaby411.com) and follow my blog with Google Friend Connect. Feel free to ask me any questions you might have about navigating this site, or about blogging. I love helping and connecting with other bloggers - whether new or experienced.

I look forward to meeting you and reading your blog! :-)
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At 10:46am on July 22, 2011, April Nicole said…

Welcome!! Love your blog!! 

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