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Lessons I wish I learned before my late 30s

Started Oct 20, 2016 0 Replies

Hi guys,This is one of my newest posts featured on Her View From Home. I would love some comments, shares, etc. It is about things I have learned as I have gotten older and become a mom and wife. It…Continue

Okayest Mom Ever

Started Sep 19, 2016 0 Replies

There is so much pressure to be the world’s best mom. Pressure from myself, pressure from my kids and pressure from the outside world by trying to compete with all the Pinterest-perfect moms out…Continue

New Mommy Blogger

Started Aug 9, 2016 0 Replies

Hi Everyone!I'm pretty new to blogging. My blog is called "Daily Dump, Life is a Shit Show" and is mostly about the struggles of parenting, working, and just struggles of life. I would love to…Continue

Any Fantasy Football Widows out there?

Started Aug 4, 2016 0 Replies

Check out my newest blog about the "joys" of fantasy football season!…Continue

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Lessons I wish I learned before my late 30s

Hi guys,This is one of my newest posts featured on Her View From Home. I would love some comments, shares, etc. It is about things I have learned as I have gotten older and become a mom and wife. It is sort of a letter to my younger self. Thank you in advance for checking it out!Lessons I Wish I Learned Before my mid 30sSee More
Oct 20, 2016
Barrie Bismark posted a discussion

Okayest Mom Ever

There is so much pressure to be the world’s best mom. Pressure from myself, pressure from my kids and pressure from the outside world by trying to compete with all the Pinterest-perfect moms out there. I am not a perfect mom. Hell, I don’t even think I am a really good mom. I am a mediocre mom. Even when I am at my very best, sometimes it doesn’t work and isn’t always good enough. I love my kids with all my heart. I do my very best to give them everything they need and make them happy, but I…See More
Sep 19, 2016
Merissa Hatch replied to Barrie Bismark's discussion 'Difficult Toddlers - How to Deal'
"Is it possible that she has some sort of neurological disorder? She might do things like that out of frustration because she is dealing with things in the world that you don't notice. I know that I was like that when I was a little girl because…"
Sep 14, 2016
Jacqueline Root replied to Barrie Bismark's discussion 'Difficult Toddlers - How to Deal'
"It was a great blog. I have one that sounds like your little girl. She is almost four but thinks and acts like she's 21 LOL. I usually ignore her when she throws herself in the club. Sometimes that works and sometimes she has a bigger melt…"
Sep 13, 2016
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Sleep Scam

SLEEP SCAMI like to sleep. Let me rephrase that. I LOVE to sleep. The whole night, if possible. From the moment your first child is born, the amount of sleep you get steadily declines and really never gets replenished. Me, I've been exhausted since 2008. With each child, less and less sleep becomes the norm. As parents, we muddle through the sleep…See More
Aug 30, 2016
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Hotdogs & Hell - The Dinner Time Horror

Dinner time. The most god-awful couple hours of the day at our house. It is pure hell from the instant we walk in the door. The kids turn into little demons and I lose complete control of my household, my children, and my patience.This joyous time begins about 5:00 p.m. every single day. After a long commute home in bumper-to-bumper traffic, I pick up all the kids from their child care and head for home. On a typical drive home, I listen to them cry, fight, and hit each other because they are…See More
Aug 17, 2016
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Aug 13, 2016
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Aug 12, 2016
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Why I'm an Asshole...(according to my kids)

We all have days where our kids drive us nuts and bring us to the brink of insanity. We all have those days when welove our kids, but don't really like them. Guess what? We, as parents, drive our kids nuts too! I always knew there would be a day when my kids would hate me. I just didn’t expect it to be so soon. I figured that I would have a good 14 years until they wanted freedom and their raging hormones made them hate me. I didn’t expect to ruin their lives so early on. No one properly…See More
Aug 12, 2016
Barrie Bismark posted a discussion

New Mommy Blogger

Hi Everyone!I'm pretty new to blogging. My blog is called "Daily Dump, Life is a Shit Show" and is mostly about the struggles of parenting, working, and just struggles of life. I would love to connect with some other mommy bloggers to help grow my audience as well as just connect. This whole process can be a bit overwhelming and it is nice to connect with others that understand. I have also just recently had my blog redesigned. I'd love for some feedback as well! dailydumpshitshow.blogspot.comI…See More
Aug 9, 2016
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10 Things My Kids Have Destroyed

I have been a mom now for nearly a decade. After having three kids, I’ve learned the hard way that Kids have a way of slowly destroying pretty much everything they touch. Their little grimy, sticky, drippy, greasy fingers are always destroying something. Here are 10 things that my own kids have ruined.1. My car. My car is now a portal straight to hell. It smells like something has died in there…and dirty feet. I know…doesn’t that sound pleasant? I am amazed daily at the things I find on the…See More
Aug 9, 2016
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Aug 4, 2016
Barrie Bismark replied to Fiza Khan's discussion 'Post Your Link Here and Get Followers'
"Please follow my blog!! dailydumpshitshow.blogspot.com"
Aug 4, 2016
Barrie Bismark posted a blog post

We Interrupt this LIFE to Bring You...FANTASY FOOTBALL!

Ugh. Well…Here we are. It’s that time of year again. Summer is coming to an end, it’s back to school time for the kids, and the most dreaded part of the year upon us. Fantasy Football season. 17 weeks of pure hell at our house, where life, responsibilities, house projects, and family time are at a standstill until February.Can someone please explain to me the appeal of playing fantasy football? Seriously, I just don’t understand. To me, it is honestly one of the dumbest things I have ever…See More
Aug 4, 2016
Barrie Bismark commented on Mom Bloggers Club's group 'Newbie Bloggers'
"I'm a pretty new blogger. I would love more followers! Check out my latest post!  http://dailydumpshitshow.blogspot.com/2016/08/we-interrupt-your-life-to-bring.html"
Aug 4, 2016

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Sleep Scam

Posted on August 30, 2016 at 4:43pm 0 Comments

SLEEP SCAM

I like to sleep. Let me rephrase that. I LOVE to sleep. The whole night, if possible. From the moment your…
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Hotdogs & Hell - The Dinner Time Horror

Posted on August 17, 2016 at 3:52pm 1 Comment

Dinner time. The most god-awful couple hours of the day at our house. It is pure hell from the instant we walk in the door. The kids turn into little demons and I lose complete control of my household, my children, and my patience.

This joyous time begins about 5:00 p.m. every single day. After a long commute home in bumper-to-bumper traffic, I pick up all the kids from their child care and head for home. On a typical drive home, I listen to them cry, fight, and hit each other because…

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Why I'm an Asshole...(according to my kids)

Posted on August 12, 2016 at 1:01pm 0 Comments

We all have days where our kids drive us nuts and bring us to the brink of insanity. We all have those days when welove our kids, but don't really like them. Guess what? We, as parents, drive our kids nuts too! I always knew there would be a day when my kids would hate me. I just didn’t expect it to be so soon. I figured that I would have a good 14 years until they wanted freedom and their raging hormones made them hate me. I didn’t expect to…

Continue

10 Things My Kids Have Destroyed

Posted on August 9, 2016 at 12:11pm 0 Comments

I have been a mom now for nearly a decade. After having three kids, I’ve learned the hard way that Kids have a way of slowly destroying pretty much everything they touch. Their little grimy, sticky, drippy, greasy fingers are always destroying something. Here are 10 things that my own kids have ruined.

1. My car. My car is now a portal straight to hell. It smells like something has died in there…and dirty feet. I know…doesn’t that sound pleasant? I am amazed daily at the things…

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